A Battery jokes

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.