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Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie

Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread? Self-raising

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Hi to all of you!

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)

My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.

I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...