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Registered on 9/21/2023 · 108 followers · Last active 11 months ago

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Me arguing with the stupid idiots

Rick from the cartoon series Rick and Morty is pointing his finger up while saying: "I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR OPINION AND SHOVE IT WAYYY UP YOUR BUTTHOLE."

Wubba lubba dub dub!!

A text message that says "I am in great pain, please help me" with the reply "Wubbalubbadubdub".

BULLETS OF VENGEANCE

A comic book style image shows Moon Knight, wearing a white mask and suit with a black vest and ammo belt, holding two rifles. There is a speech bubble above him that reads, "Taste the bullets of vengeance! Way cooler than whatever bullets Punisher uses." The background has splatters of red blood or paint.

Sounds amazing

A cartoon of Rick, from the "Rick and Morty" series, looks disoriented with blurred background of alcoholic bottles. The text in the image reads: "When the first 4 shots don't hit you so you take 3 more and then they all hit you at once."

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Good Question….Beavis and Butthead should be on here too

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts Wolverine with his claws out with the text "WHO HAS" written in green. The middle panel shows Deadpool with a serious face, with the text "THE BEST" also in green. The bottom panel shows Tom from Tom and Jerry with his hand appearing as if his fingers are just grown back, with the text "HEALING FACTOR" in green.

When you realize..

The image shows two frames from an animated movie. In the first frame, a woman is saying, "I'm helping him sue the human race." In the second frame, a man has a surprised or shocked facial expression. Below the images, there is a comment: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

The greatest feeling

The image shows a still from the cartoon series "Rick and Morty". The text in the image says "When you and your homie arguing about something and the Google search confirms your intellectual dominance." On the left side is Morty looking distressed and on the right side is Rick, smug, with his hands spread. [adult swim]

May and its gang.

Procrastination

A picture of a Kermit the Frog doll sitting on a white bed. The text above reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8.05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Words I live by

The image shows the comic book character Deadpool in a red and black suit with two swords on his back. The background is a red and white pattern. Above and below Deadpool are two text fields. The first says, "IF I'VE EVER OFFENDED YOU, JUST KNOW, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I'M SORRY." The second says, "THAT YOU'RE OVERLY SENSITIVE."

Nacho Jesus

A nacho chip with the face of Jesus on it, highlighted with a golden glow.

Scary Terry

A cartoon character, Scary Terry, is shown mimicking the salt bae gesture. The text overlay on the image reads: "When u say 'bitch' at the end of an insult for maximum effect".

The Great Cornholio

An old man sitting on a chair outside, with a hoodie over his head. The text on the image is: "Cornholio? Haven't heard that name in years..."

Moon Knight is awesome

The image is a three-panel comic style picture. In the first panel, Spider-Man is in the upper part saying, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". In the second panel, Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight declares, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

This is perfect..

The image is a cartoon drawing of a scene with several characters. On the left, there's a woman with long blonde hair, wearing overalls, and next to her, a young boy with a yellow t-shirt. They are both looking to their right. A blue phone booth labeled "Police Public Call Box" is on fire. Next to the burning booth is a man in a striped suit, with spiky brown hair, who is looking shocked and has his hands up. Finally, on the far right, stands a man with white hair and a lab coat. He is looking at the other man with a displeased expression and arms crossed. In the background, there is a spaceship that appears to be damaged, with smoke coming from it. The night sky is visible in the background, dotted with stars and a light green hue.

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog’s fingers.

So accurate

The image shows a screenshot with the text "Teenage girls commenting 'queen' and 'prettyyyyyy' on each other's pictures." Below the text are five cartoon characters of the same person standing in a row with slightly different poses. They are all wearing green t-shirts with an emblem and grey pants.

Deadpool 2

A cartoon-style image shows two characters. On the left, a man in a suit, with the face of Cable from Deadpool, stands tall. On the right, a smaller character is dressed in a Deadpool costume, but with a baby's diaper and wearing an adult's shirt and tie. Behind them is a door with "X-Force" labeled above it.

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