Your hairline goes so back that the History Channel made a show about it.
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Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.