Mr beast

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What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.