My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Just Why
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.