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Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.

Her: I am scared!

Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA

ALAKBAR

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

What is the difference between me and food?

Food has a use.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.