Inessa :)

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Love is BS, just ask my parents.

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.