I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Love is BS, just ask my parents.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.