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Wade

Occasional cameos I'm literally Deadpool bro (according to Ingenious, Cosmo, and Chunke)

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 116 followers · Last active 6 days ago

Headpool

Antisocial

Asking an
employee where
the product
you're looking for
is
Walking around
the store for a
half hour looking
for it instead of
asking

Headpool

Zamboni

Hahahahahaha!
Or you're gonna die!
You're about to be killed by a zamboni.
Tell me where your fucking boss is!
...in five minutes.

Headpool

Skeletor tips

Start every phone call with
'my phone is about to die'
then you can
Skeletor will return with
more introvert tips.
hang up
whenever
you want

Headpool

Neighbor

"LOVE YOUR
NEIGHBOR AS
YOURSELF"
YOU FUCKING
MORON
HELLO
NEIGHBOR
YOU WORTHLESS
PIECE OF HUMAN
SHIT
BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Headpool

COCaine

Smol Cease and Desist Today at 7:09 PM
POMNI
I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE
AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

Headpool

A society built on LIES

Merico
the american crayon
american c
Made in México

Headpool

Procrastination

Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes
Me: How about 30 minutes
Me: Just skip work
Me: Just quit your job

Headpool

This won’t end well..

2114
844-
LLULKRALLELLILL
TANTIN
IN INILAHRAIN LIFE
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FAN IN Y
IN TANMERN

Headpool

Mental Breakdown

POMNI!
DO THAT THING
THE AUDIENCE LOVES
SO MUCH!
*MENTAL BREAKDOWN*
w
AMAZING!
LUMIN ART
An

Headpool

Fight

*a fight starts*
is fighting
is trying to
stop it
is filming
everything
is confused
just watchs
starts
screaming
NO

Headpool

Griddy

HIT THE GRIDDY
ALL YOU WANT
YOU CAN NEVER KICK
THE KITTY LIKE I CAN

Headpool

Har har har har har

five night freddy
har har har har har
har har har

Headpool

It’s finally happening…

CHUCK ECHEESE'S
USA TODAY
5 Children have gone
missing inside a Chuck
E. Cheese. Parents
report smells coming...
1 day ago

Headpool

It’s a metaphor for capitalism

Deadpool after selling 1500 of his
own kidneys
6
u/broomshed
OOL
1
ifunny.co

Headpool

Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

Many people don't appreciate how
huge the sun actually is, so I
added a banana for scale

Headpool

JUSTIS FUR AL

When someone steals a
1K upvotes meme and
only gets 7 upvotes
Justis

Headpool

The Dark Cornholio

I AM
VENGEANCE!
I AM
THE NIGHT!
I AM-
...THE
GREAT
CORN-
HOLIO!!
DITTO!

Headpool

Killer Clowns

Deadly
KILLER CLOWN
SOCIETY
MEETING
TOMORROW:
BINGO
Why was this guy invited again?
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Headpool

Spin

What is spin, exactly?
It's like when a
ball spins but
it's not a ball.
And it doesn't spin.

Headpool

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The Rules of Surviving a Horror
Movie in Scream (1996)
According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream
(1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie:
1. Never say "who's there".
2. Don't have sex.
3. Don't drink or do drugs.
4. Never say "I'll be right back".
5. Everyone is a suspect.
6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise.
Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to
life in the end for one final scare.
@horror_psychology_facts

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Chunke Monke 🍌[🙈🙉🙊🐒] 🍌

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Mid-Western Motherfucker

Wilkinsonburritos