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when i talk to you cupid walks right through and shoots an arrow through my heart ----laufey---- if i were a chicken, id cross the road and get hit by a car. https://www.quotev.com/story/17091242/The-Cassette-Tape/1 i love my sweet handsome boy more than anything ❤️😍 💛🌻🌼🌻💛

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 79 followers · Last active 4 hours ago

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

The image shows two scenes of the same bathtub. In the first scene, a person is relaxing in the tub, saying, "I am so relaxed." In the second scene, a second person has appeared in the tub, wearing a witch hat, and says, "Surprise!" The first person is clearly shocked and asks, "Why is this happening?"

A cartoon drawing of a man in a tuxedo pushing a wheelchair with a pie in it. Above the man, it says "american pie". The man says "I am sorry I got you pregnant". The pie says "it is fine Jim, don't worry about it".

I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

What number is better than 69?

88 'cause you get ate twice.

I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.

A slice of watermelon with a clown face, complete with a red nose and red tufts of hair.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.