What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
《 rmk 》
im rmk and im 16 years old. i march oboe and bari sax, i watch formula 1, and i love dark jokes hence why i am here.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.