Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
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FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.