Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.