What do you call a disabled chinese person? Som Ting Wong
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Do you know why people in wheelchair don’t pay for it. Because they have to pay for road tax
What did the orphan say to the barber. I dunno the orphanage doesn’t pay for hair cuts.
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows
YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”
yo mama so ugly people dress up as HER on halloween
yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift
Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call
Yo mamas so fat her belly button has an echo
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.
why cant orphans play baseball cause they cant go to home base😈
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
