What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
Arik? (Not a joke)
Whens only time rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncles cock in his mouth.
Wats only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
Wats the difference btwn rapeboats mouth and a sewer? Nuthin they both spout shit.
Jack is a looser and a gaybo and a trans and a Fanny face
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Mic Drops
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a REBATE
