Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"