I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
What do you call a group of Daveons? A 'daveon'-ation.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
Eons it takes to dav on the haters
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
who is the oldest dave
Daveon
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
