What's the difference between refrigerator and a gay person... It don't moan when u put milk inside
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have incommon their life dosn't last long
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
Hey, I’m George and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, And find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans-
Y’know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help.
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans go to church?
Its the only place where they can call someone father
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!
Are you the twin towers because I’d smash
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
I’m coming for you two
I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
I have done a ton of work. a skeleTon
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
yo mama so stupid , she ate the aplle phone you gave her.
