What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
WHAT ́Ś THE PROBLE
WHERE IS THE BUILDING I WAS IN AND WHY IS THAR A PLAIN
are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
ur hairline dates so far back like when your dad left
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
whats the difference between a boomerang and parents to a orphan? the boomerang comes back
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off
hey, Britain. no queen? :(
hey, america. no towers? :(
what do you say to an upset german
quit being such a sauerkraut
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Knock Knock Who’s There Suicide Suicide Who Suicide YOU
Knock knock
Who’s there
YOUR DEAD SON
What does a terroist do when they see a twin They fly a plane at them
What do you call and autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face