Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it

whats the difference between a boomerang and parents to a orphan? the boomerang comes back

you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?