Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Worst Jokes Ever
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
