Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
I didn't know I raped her, I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject
Why can't a orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run
knock knck whose there nonye nonye who nonye buisness
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... never mind...
I was watching the condring with a emo person she said she likes the part where the girl was hanging I said why because you wish it were you?
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: What the fuck is in this drink
What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe brand? White vans
Why did the mailman die? Cause everyone dies
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa
Every time my cousin and i we settle it out with our game a so we play rock paper sissors 😂🤣🤣
I could tell my cousin you are so anoying but she told me first so we both said it at the same time 🫣🤣😂
does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to mars holy fucking shit
