The priest had a very holy shirt.
Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I killed my cat.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Kindly yeet someone!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
