SHOUT OUT TO ENTITY...WELCOME TO HELL everytime I see your icon I vomit lol get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help...
What did eve say to Adam That is rock hard
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you I like you
Chinese teacher phone rang going to class and he said My phone the Ring Ring it's my wife Ring Ring
Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying
Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
Why Can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home base to run to
I MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST CANDLE ON THE CAKE BUT U CAN STILL BLOW ME
Why can't orphans be gay Because they don't have someone to call daddy
what's the good thing about child pervart they drive slow in a school zone
DUMP IN A STU,MP AHAHAHAHAHAHA
2001 Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test
Look behind you there is Stephen hawking- nobody
What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. You racist fuck
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane? Pilots. You racist fuck.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock? Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
How do you get a hippy pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
How do you circumsice a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
