What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Worst Jokes Ever
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
