hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore
Can emo kids get a happy birthday
What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
try not to <3
my name is dezz
i pushed a kid in a wheel chair into a fire. now we call him hot wheel
your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Yo mama so fat. In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why can't orphans be gay?
CUZ THEY CANT CALL ANYONE CALL DADDY
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like your sucking a dick
why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
to see his closest relatives
what do you call a disabled kid on fire?
hot wheels
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me: ...
Me: Bitch please.
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
i once got in trouble in the library for putting the womens right book in the fantasy section
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
