What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Worst Jokes Ever
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Iron jug.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Racism.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
