Worst Jokes Ever
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
When Pope Pius IX died, he went to Heaven, knocked at the door, and St. Peter opened it: "Who are you? What do you want?”
"I am Pope Pius. I want to come to Heaven.”
“Where do you come from?"
"Rome."
“What do you mean? Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"No, Rome, Italy, of course."
“I'm very sorry, but I do not know you!”
To make sure not to erroneously deny access to an authorized person, Saint Peter takes the telephone, calls up God, and asks: "Hello, Boss, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?"
"What do you mean: Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"No, Rome, Italy, of course."
"No, sorry, I don’t know him.”
Saint Peter makes another telephone call and rings up Jesus: "Hello, Junior, here’s a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?"
"Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"Rome, Italy."
"No, sorry, never heard of him.”
Saint Peter still does not give up and finally calls up the Holy Ghost and asks: "Hello, Smoky, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know him?"
"What does he mean, Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"He says Rome, Italy."
"No, sorry, I’m afraid I do not know this guy." But then, after a very short while, he continues: "Wait, wait, tell me, is that the guy who invented the damn story about Mary and me?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.