Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
Just do it.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.