Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Wade likes Luiz!