Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."