What is black and at the top of a staircase..................... Stephen Hawking after a house fire
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Friend 1: did you? Depressed friend 2: I didn't! Friend one: swear on your life! Depressed friend 2: I swear A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight
What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
Where do orphams shop ???
Home bargains .
Yo hairline is so bad it is worse then Vegeta's
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home i
kids in the backseat make accidents but accidents in the backseat make kids
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
The rapist is therapist
Lol
what do you call a Suicide bomber under the water?
answer: a bath bomb
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
I gave a bling kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer
Hairline got regeaxted
Is breath smell like 🍑
His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class
if you say slay in my coments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in
Whats happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five
The tree leaves him hanging :)
