I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
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Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Hi sisisissisisisisisis.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
