A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Worst Jokes Ever
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
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What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
