Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.