👧👧👧 👧 Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning ? because they don't have balls to scratch
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you get when you cut an onion? Onion Jizz
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
Why'd the titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it.
What is Micheal Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
Q: why did little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: because he got hit by a bus
Yo ass built like a wide body hellcat
orphans are stupid am i right hehehehehehehehehhehehehe
9/11 jokes just dont hit right with me
9/11 jokes just dont fly around me
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
deez nuts can we get much higher boioioioing boioioioing my name jeffarabic nokia ringtone bingchungus wholesome 100 everyone liked that keanu reaves chungus ugandan knuckles youtube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
Your pretty.pretty dum pretty toxic pretty lame
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
