What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
