hi im coby bayley
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
what type of flour do orphans use? - Self raising
Ask someone to call you a bitch when they do tell them bitches do as they are told
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." T he woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
what is BK but g.ay
Bgay
The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she created the Grand Canyon
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
why do orphans not know if there lactose and tolerant because there dad never came back with milk
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler who we know today. He failed art school.
Knock Knock Who's there? Tank Tank who? You're welcome
Q what did people say when kim kardashian was at the beach
A STOP LITTERING
