Worst Jokes Ever
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.