Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

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  • Justin: Hey.

    Josh: Hey man.

    Justin: Why only "man"?

    Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

    Justin: I don't mind.

    Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

    Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

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  • How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

    I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.

    If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

    Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

    When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."

    What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

    Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

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  • A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

    The room was full of arm amputees.

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