Worst Jokes Ever
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.