Worst Jokes Ever
I have no problem getting dates online. Iâve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why donât midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
âAre you sure you didnât rape him?â
Yo mama so fat, thatâs why people donât want to marry her, except for fat guys.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But thatâs just me in a nutshell.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
My granddad killed Hitler.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
You have more chin than brain cells!
I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?