Worst Jokes Ever
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j