Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.