Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.

i hate myself

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)