Worst Jokes Ever
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
My anxiety has anxiety.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.