Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.