Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.