Worst Jokes Ever
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.