Worst Jokes Ever
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Did you know that water is wet?
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.