Worst Jokes Ever
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Explain Bear is my favorite.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.