Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
What is this?
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.