Worst Jokes Ever
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!