Worst Jokes Ever
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Mom!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!