Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Worst Jokes Ever
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.