What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
Worst Jokes Ever
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. Your other brothers can't deny that she's fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black. But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F. 'Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef. And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess. I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Gwen pegs Xzavier.