By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
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How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)