Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
was (DYM 62).
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."