Worst Jokes Ever

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

Doin (DYM 28).

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

#NoMoreOrphanJokes

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

Homeless people live on rocks.

Non-homeless people live in rocks.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Die.

Die who?

Me, I want to die.

You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.

Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.

But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.