Worst Jokes Ever
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Saw (DYM 69).
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."