Worst Jokes Ever
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Heyy.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?