Worst Jokes Ever
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Mom!
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.