Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Ads? More like bads.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.