Worst Jokes Ever

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

You.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

"Gwen, are you still there?"

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.

If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.

Why can't America play chess?

Because it lost two towers.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.

Why did the Indian man eat a cow?

Because he wanted to be fat like one.

Uranus is cold.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Mom!

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

"Suicide Squad!"