Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Mom!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.