Worst Jokes Ever
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Bored.
New protest.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
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Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
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Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"