Worst Jokes Ever
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
I love eggs!
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Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
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Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Doin (DYM 45)
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.