Worst Jokes Ever

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

Me: Desert Eagle.

Teacher: Why?

Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

What screams I’m insecure?

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!

In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

Me: I have a dream.

Mom: What?

Me: For you to fucking shut up.

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

Doin (DYM 11).

If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."

Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!