Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
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Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
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What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.