What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Worst Jokes Ever
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Orphan
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Yeestt?
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.