Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
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Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
What is this?
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
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What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.