What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
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The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Mom! (DYM 7)
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.