Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Worst Jokes Ever
"Prince, where are you?"
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Sad life goes, joke mom.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Prince, are you there?
So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!