Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Be papered.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!