Worst Jokes Ever
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"