Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Worst Jokes Ever
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Mom! (DYM 22)
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Gwen sucks!
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I didn’t do that.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.