Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I love you, Tina!
Owo
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Yulia
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
The F in orphan stands for family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.