Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Ass (DYM 89).
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I’m DaBaby.
Oral
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Worst joke.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.