Worst Jokes Ever
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
A condom!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!