Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
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When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Know (DYM 24).
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and now they have a son.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.