Worst Jokes Ever
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.