Worst Jokes Ever
Where is Colorado?
Love.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
John Toberty is not funny.
John is not funny.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.