So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Is anyone gay?