Worst Jokes Ever

I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

What is an Irish kiss?

Fellatio from a gay Irishman.

You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?

Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

How sexy is Ariana Grande?

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.

What do you call a person who died in war?

Little Johnny.

What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.