Worst Jokes Ever

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Warning, this is dark.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?

People want donuts.

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

Dad, why are we here?

Because you're not loved.

Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️

Daikon legs.